True Item:
“Sen. Charles Grassley, chairman of the tax-writing Senate Finance Committee, wants the Internal Revenue Service to chase after pimps and sex traffickers with the same fervor it stalked gangster Al Capone for tax evasion.” – Associated Press at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13580315/
Not-So-True Items:
The announcement drew jeers and sneers from the pimp community, as numerous members of the love distribution profession criticized the announcement for various reasons.
“Spoony B pimps for Spoony B, not Uncle Sam,” said pimp Spoony B, sitting in his chalet at an undisclosed Brooklyn address.
“Yo, if they want their payoff, a pimp needs something in return. What’s Uncle Sam got for me?” said Papa Hizzy Loco, from his low-rider, which was parked in a convenience store parking lot.
“Let me borrow those Bush daughters for a night, then we’ll talk about taxes. I gets mine, you gets yours, and then it’s all good, baby,” said The Grand Deacon Todd Snuggles.
“Ain’t but one person that touches Dynamite J Dazzle’s money, and that’s Dynamite J Dazzle. And what kinda pimp name is Uncle Sam, anyway? Who’s he pimpin’? Grandma?” said Dynamite J Dazzle, who was paying a visit to Spoony B on “bidness”.
“He wants this money, then let him try,” chimed in Spoony B, as he flossed his grill.
“And besides, you can’t be taxin’ that bidness of Booty Distribution. You said his name was Grassley? Well then, you know what he’s smoking,” added Dynamite J Dazzle, “So, um, you busy tonight?”
reported in jest by John Eischeid
